ahaha.some funny stuff:D got from class blog.posted by rachel

We were talking about Dumpling Festival in ACC lesson.
So teacher was like "What do we eat on this festival?"
So Timothy was like, "BAZHANG!"
Then teacher say "Correct. Zhong Zi. Then what was the story behind the festival?"
He was like "Is about one guy that drop in the river."
Teacher: "Drop? No lar... then why he go in the river?"
Timothy: "To save his BAZHANG!"
Teacher:...
Then I Ji Bu Qi what happen ler, but everytime "BA ZHANG".
hahaa.


How he get "Naked Foot."
IT Trainer: So you, boy. You watch porn before?
Timothy: Huh?! My foot arh! No lah!
IT Trainer: Wah.. the biggest porn this big guy say was his own naked foot!
LoLs. XD


Oh and in Geog class...
Mr Lee: Ah... Cher Wei, you like pai kia looks.
Cher Wei: ?
Mr Lee: So eveytime you beat someone up, what happen?
Cher Wei: ... Blood spill lor.
Mr Lee: ! I thought is got sound first...
Class: *laughs*
Mr Lee: Aiya, stay away from him.
Class: *someore laughs*
Mr Lee: So ah, the blood spill. Then sip into the ground, plants take in, photosynthesize.
And also kenna send to purify water.
Class: ! *LAUGHS*
Mr Lee: So everytime Cher Wei beat sumone up, plants photosynthesize and got new water.
So must worship him... :(
LOL.

haha.
timothy slapped bryan today cos bryan was being childish by locking the door and not letting people get in-.-